True Confessions
PART I
I had confused nakedness with humility. This affected my love of costume and the necessity of a mask. I am no longer afraid.
I assumed honesty should be convenient. Exposure to radiation in small doses. I am no longer afraid.
Indecision is a crippling disease. I have experienced the seven forms of ambiguity. I am of one mind.
From now on each morning I will administer my own last rites. Self-sacrifice as atonement for real and imagined sins. It is also the highest form of masturbation. I am no longer afraid in fact I am filled with a new exultation.
PART II
On the first morning I confessed that I cannot accept that all beautiful women will not love me. I have a horror of numerical futility. I crossed myself not once but many times.
On the second morning I confessed my fear of the words knowing full well the world only grants each person one. I immediately rejected prophet though I clearly envision my downfall. I ran through the list of potential candidates which the world has offered me becoming enraged at my limited choice. I genuflected with precision and picked my word from the hat at the foot of the altar.
On the third morning I opened the crumpled bit of paper which still bore the traces of the fortune cookie. Oracles for the eighties tainted by oriental inscrutability.
On the fourth morning I confessed I was in possession of a secret. It filled me with a strange new confidence. I am no longer afraid.
I was slightly sinister on the fifth morning. I had discovered my new mode of destruction. I confessed that power made me vulnerable. I no longer confuse nakedness with humility.
The sky was gray on the sixth morning. I found the absence of shadows reassuring. I took comfort in diffuse light.
The morning of the seventh day made me aware of the passage of time. I confessed my receding hairline and that my knee was hurt and would not mend. I confessed dizzy spells and pounding heart. I knew my secret was more about dying than how to live. Possession of the secret has made me unafraid.
Always wary of scripted behaviour on the seventh day I did not rest. I spoke aloud and paced. I examined the pattern of the wallpaper and the design in the rug. I leafed through books and magazines callng it all work which is part of the secret. I confessed that the integration of my indulgences is a religious experience.
The first week of my awakening is ended. I am unaware of how long it took. Clocks and calendars have become foreign to me. It is more convenient to measure speeding light. It occurs to me the first week took a long time in the way measured by the others. Perhaps it took ten years. --